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For quotes by my friends, scroll down. For quotes by actually well-known people...
FRIENDS
"Gender would be better with sparkly duct tape." -- Nathan
"You know, there just isn't any good porn anymore." -- Kris
"Who needs gender when you can have beer?" -- Nathan
"Learning is highly underrated, but schools might have something to do with
that." -- Fenris
"That's my idea of productive-a few chapters in a good book, an orgasm, and
a deep sleep." -- Susie
"We only have two genders in this society because they haven't started listening to me yet." -- Nathan
"If my eyes could orgasm, they would." -- Matt
"Bring on the double ended dildo and the purple bumper stickers then." --
Susie
"Sam and Frodo need to move to Vermont." -- Susie
"I'm only optimistic when my brain doesn't get enough oxygen." -- Julia
(to me) "You are the new standard of normal. Therefore, any deviation from you is weird. Therefore, having a gender is weird." -- Josh
"I don't want my finger up Freud's ass." -- Riana
"That's my theory on why women can't feel the thongs they have on. Their asses have gone numb from the strings." -- Kel
"It was like the Martha Stewart of porn." -- Susan
"When you grin, I get scared." -- Sean
"I'll try anything once except folk dancing and incest." -- Rachael
"Good things come in small packages... except on guys." -- Faye (no comment on this one)
"There's a phone in my boot and it's not mine." -- Wolf
"Are you enjoying the free goat porn?" -- Vet
"That was a salty blow job." -- Riana
"Be proud of who you are! No apologies, but no confrontation either. And no hiding, ever again. I've pledged myself to that. It's about taking control of your fate, and the inexpressible freedom of being who you want to be... Live bravely. Love bravely. It'll hurt, of course. It's no prescription for smooth sailing. But once you've tasted that freedom, I can't imagine ever settling for less." -- Marcel
"You're so weird." -- Kel
"Are you doing your laundry because you believe you're trans, or is that separate?" -- Marcel
"There are a lot of good things about being the social outcast but the way the norms treat you isn't one of them." -- Twin
"Dream on Valentino." -- Sean
"I love having boys on leashes." -- Brandi
"woah, i definitely didn't need that imagery on top of the 18 cats + vibrators. blue yamaka + cat puke? what are you trying to do to my imagination?" -- Nathan
"You take 'Equal opportunity enjoyer' to a WHOLE new level." -- Sean
"That's what I love about ya... open-minded, friendly, cuddly and lovable." -- Sara Fae
"No, I do not want you picking out my underwear. That is not covered by the bounds of our friendship." -- Nathan
"You're like a cat.. you're sly... and sneaky... and secretive.. and you sleep a lot. It's the four s's: sly, sneaky, secretive, sleep." -- Kel
"You deep throat a banana in front of us and we have the right to comment on you eating out the ice cream." -- Amy
"Many things in this world suck and suck greatly. But somehow, we must trudge our way through the suckiness and go on."-- Nic
"I think you should do it by sock. You never hear of anyone dying by sock." -- my twin (best friend)
"So when did you become a Dominatrix?" -- me, but my twin finds this hilarious...
"I think I have the choice in some weird way to hold onto my sanity, and fight, or just end up going crazy." -- Emily
"I feel as though I need to wash my mouse pad... does one wash a mouse pad?" -- Dan
"We had an independent thought!" -- the Children
"You know the tradition, now roll over!" -- Lynz
"Sleep is for weenies." -- Martin
"You cannot just take my ideas and stuff them in Emily's bra." -- Melissa
"WHAT is going on in my pants?!" -- Dan
"mmm... perfection - the culmination of a beautiful soul, a warm heart, and a quick mind, mixed with several flaws to acquaint the body with a little humanity." -- Moira
"Walk around like you matter to someone... 'cuz you do." -- Moira
"High school... America’s attempt to break the spirit of our youth." -- J
"I'm off writing romance, and you're killing things." -- Moira
"you are such a geek!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Heather
"We all need our fairy tales." -- Emily
"It's strange, how people can think that you're so sure of who you really are when inside you're lost." -- Nic